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DimPrawns idea to reduce black crime
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sounds like a great idea, i'd personally start committing lots of crime and claim my 50k, i'd also outsourcing a load of other crimes to suitable individuls / crime syndicates taking my 30% cut, i'd probably also start a crime recruitment agency.. and then retire to Brazil before the DimPrawn Party was violently removed from power..Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostBlack people commit crimes because they are poor. When they are locked up it costs like £50K a year to keep them in prison.
Since it is because they are poor, why not give every black person £50K now and then save when they stop committing crimes.
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I like lava bread with poached egg & bacon. Double slimy special my wife calls itOriginally posted by zeitghostCan you get kosher lava bread?
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Only if you leave out the lava breadOriginally posted by zeitghostSuper kosher then
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everybody in prison should be taught a foreign language with the offer that as soon as they are fluent they will be released and given and air ticket to that country and some cash to <ahem> get them started over there
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Wait a minute! That what she calls it when we . . . . . . . oooooooh . . . . . . I may have said too much.Originally posted by Diver View PostDouble slimy special my wife calls it
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I thought the money on the bedside cabinet was for me?Originally posted by wobbegong View PostWait a minute! That what she calls it when we . . . . . . . oooooooh . . . . . . I may have said too much.
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Sorry, I forgot to collect that.Originally posted by Diver View PostI thought the money on the bedside cabinet was for me?Comment
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That's because the Jews don't think it's wrong that you're not a Jew. Come to that, the Sikhs are quite OK with the fact that you're not a Sikh. Hindus don't care that you're not a Hindu. Buddhists think you're making a mistake not being a Buddhist, but that's up to you. Shintoists not only don't mind you not following Shinto, they can be Buddhists as well themselves.Originally posted by lambrini_socialist View Postbut jews have had this for ages and i'm still able to buy a bacon double cheeseburger.
It's this Christ cult that developed the idea that there is only one correct religion and everybody should belong to it. Islam, inheriting Christ as a prophet of the same god, inherited this insistence too, in spades.
So no: Jews can submit to the Beth Din but you can still buy a bacon double cheeseburger.
Hindus won't eat a steak but they don't care if you do.
But Christians, given a free hand, will insist that you "keep Sunday special" because they do; and
Muslims will not be happy if only they submit to Sharia. They will want you to, as well. And that's the bacon double cheeseburger down the tubes.Comment
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um, islam predates xtianity by a few thousand years i think. but your point is taken. for what it's worth, i don't think all religions are equal - some are more insidious, backwards-looking and claptrap-ridden than others, and no-one would (for instance) put scientology on the same standing as, say, the quakers. but muslims are getting a very hard time at the moment, most of it is xenophobic hysteria and it seems deeply unfair.Originally posted by expat View PostThat's because the Jews don't think it's wrong that you're not a Jew. Come to that, the Sikhs are quite OK with the fact that you're not a Sikh. Hindus don't care that you're not a Hindu. Buddhists think you're making a mistake not being a Buddhist, but that's up to you. Shintoists not only don't mind you not following Shinto, they can be Buddhists as well themselves.
It's this Christ cult that developed the idea that there is only one correct religion and everybody should belong to it. Islam, inheriting Christ as a prophet of the same god, inherited this insistence too, in spades.
So no: Jews can submit to the Beth Din but you can still buy a bacon double cheeseburger.
Hindus won't eat a steak but they don't care if you do.
But Christians, given a free hand, will insist that you "keep Sunday special" because they do; and
Muslims will not be happy if only they submit to Sharia. They will want you to, as well. And that's the bacon double cheeseburger down the tubes.Originally posted by BolshieBastardYou're fulfilling a business role not partaking in a rock and roll concert.Comment
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