Russell Brand

[NickFitz]

Let's get it all out in the open...


Imannuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable,
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table,
David Hume could out-consume Schopenhauer and Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach yer 'bout the raising of the wrist,
Socrates himself was permanently pissed...

John Stuart Mill of his own free will on half-a-pint of shandy was particularly ill,
Plato, they say, could stick it away, half a crate of whisky every day,
Aristotole, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And René Descartes was a drunken fart, "I drink therefore I am".

Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed,
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed.

[TimberWolf]

Let's get it all out in the open...


Imannuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable,
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table,
David Hume could out-consume Schopenhauer and Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach yer 'bout the raising of the wrist,
Socrates himself was permanently pissed...

John Stuart Mill of his own free will on half-a-pint of shandy was particularly ill,
Plato, they say, could stick it away, half a crate of whisky every day,
Aristotole, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And René Descartes was a drunken fart, "I drink therefore I am".

Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed,
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed.

This doesn't rhyme but:

In a recent scholium Professors Robert Brumbaugh and Jessica Schwartz argue that the Pythagorean prohibition of beans is best understood as a commonsense injunction aimed at preventing acute hemolytic anemia in individuals with a hereditary deficiency of glucose-6-phosphate dehydrogenase in their red blood cells.
http://users.ucom.net/~vegan/beans.htm

(Pythagoras didn't eat beans)

[Charles Foster Kane]

The imbecile has now apologised but, in the true style of the narcissist, his apology is for "offending vulnerable people"... with the implication that if they were as clever and invulnerable as him, they wouldn't have been offended. Typically self-absorbed and unable to accept that he in fact acted like an idiot.

His pomposity is further demonstrated by his statement of "apology":

I maintain that through discourse we can illuminate these dark behaviours but that ought not to be at the expense of people's feelings.

FFS, what a pretentious tosspot - does he think he's Wittgenstein or something

Who are you to condemn? He has brought laughter to people, what have you ever done for the world?

[TheBigYinJames]

Who are you to condemn? He has brought laughter to people, what have you ever done for the world?

We laugh at NF all the time

[sasguru]

Who are you to condemn? He has brought laughter to people, what have you ever done for the world?

cretins

[Xenophon]

Who are you to condemn? He has brought laughter to people, what have you ever done for the world?

He told two herberts not to leave a bin in the middle of the road.

[NickFitz]

Who are you to condemn? He has brought laughter to people, what have you ever done for the world?

I think any right-minded citizen is entitled to condemn his abuse of a phone line set up for the purposes of combatting crime simply to massage his own ego before an audience.

Apart from anything else he was wasting taxpayer's money. That isn't usually so popular around here. Are you saying it's OK for a chav to make hoax calls to the fire service if it brings laughter to his chav mates?

[sasguru]

I think any right-minded citizen is entitled to condemn his abuse of a phone line set up for the purposes of combatting crime simply to massage his own ego before an audience.

Apart from anything else he was wasting taxpayer's money. That isn't usually so popular around here. Are you saying it's OK for a chav to make hoax calls to the fire service if it brings laughter to his chav mates?

I suspect CFK is a product of the current educashun system.

[Peoplesoft bloke]

I 'ad that Jean-Paul Satre in the back of my cab once.

[Diver]

I suspect CFK is a product of the current educashun system.

an aberration