The Official CUK cool wall for cars

[Churchill]

And here we are in the wild watching a fascinating spectacle. A contest between 2 members of the species tiny dickus. Male members (ahem) of this species fondly imagine that they can compensate for their inadequacies with bright plumage. In this respect they are simialr to peacocks.

sg in <<David Bellamy>> mode.

You've got something of a penis fixation there son, something you want to tell us?

[TimberWolf]

And here we are in the wild watching a fascinating spectacle. A contest between 2 members of the species tiny dickus. Male members (ahem) of this species fondly imagine that they can compensate for their inadequacies with bright plumage. In this respect they are simialr to peacocks.

sg in <<David Bellamy>> mode.

Nice final touch!

[kali]

And here we are in the wild watching a fascinating spectacle. A contest between 2 members of the species tiny dickus. Male members (ahem) of this species fondly imagine that they can compensate for their inadequacies with bright plumage. In this respect they are simialr to peacocks.

sg in <<David Bellamy>> mode.

[Charles Foster Kane]

Better than my R8?

(Well you started the pissing contest son!)

Yeah, I prefer my 335i to the R8:

http://www.tunerzine.com/articles/223/1.jpg

Though they are about par pretty much. Just don't watch the R8 vs Veyron video on YouTube, the R8 is made to look like a toy, son.

Have you got the R8 V12, or the junior (affordable) version?

[Moscow Mule]

Just don't watch the R8 vs Veyron video on YouTube, the R8 is made to look like a toy, son.

What do you expect for something 1/10 of the price?

[Churchill]

Yeah, I prefer my 335i to the R8:

http://www.tunerzine.com/articles/223/1.jpg

Though they are about par pretty much. Just don't watch the R8 vs Veyron video on YouTube, the R8 is made to look like a toy, son.

Have you got the R8 V12, or the junior (affordable) version?

R8 V12? What are you on?

The clue is in the title R8.

The Veyron is a fantastic piece of engineering. Unfortunately out of my league.

[Charles Foster Kane]

R8 V12? What are you on?

The clue is in the title R8.

It's alive: Audi R8 gets monster V12 TDi

http://www.autocar.co.uk/News/NewsAr...udi-R8/230115/

It's in the Top Gear Supercars mag at your newsagent too, although it isn't in production yet which the mag didn't mention. I'll wait for that and get the best version.

[Churchill]

It's alive: Audi R8 gets monster V12 TDi

http://www.autocar.co.uk/News/NewsAr...udi-R8/230115/

It's in the Top Gear Supercars mag at your newsagent too, although it isn't in production yet which the mag didn't mention. I'll wait for that and get the best version.

Yes and the chances are that the production car will have a V10 Diesel.

However, if the car is not in production yet... <-----Big Clue Here!!!!

...how am I supposed to own one?

[Charles Foster Kane]

Yes and the chances are that the production car will have a V10 Diesel.

However, if the car is not in production yet... <-----Big Clue Here!!!!

...how am I supposed to own one?

But you said the clue was in the title 'R8'.... You were wrong. It will be in production soon, those of us who are discerning are waiting for the proper version you tool, you hadn't even heard of it... Yet you drive the V8, proves you are a chav.

[sasguru]

Well they don't appear to have seen us, so we can observe for a while longer. Notice how the ritual leads to greater and greater noise volumes and bellowing. These meaningless sounds are not much use to the members of the species but it does appear to make them feel better.