name that tune

[aussielong]

dennis came out of the lock up
he said im looking for something better
and he made his shock announcement
backed up, backed down, backed up

and dennis got up off the floor
he said im wealthy enough not to do this no more
and he made it all known
with his hand held up, palm out

now maggot sleeps on a desk
he wears a sleeping bag as a vest
and he's getting too bothered...
about the spots, on his chest

TT she lays it on
but a few days later she's gone
she's gone back to the womb
to get drowned, drowned, drowned...
warm

[Moscow Mule]

(To the tune of "Yellow Submarine")

In the town where I was born, there lived a man who was a thief
And he told me of his life, stealing bread and shagging sheep.
So they put him in the nick, and then a magistrate he went to see
He said "put him on a ship, to the convict colony"
You all live in a convict colony, a convict colony, a convict colony
You all live in a convict colony, a convict colony, a convict colony

[realityhack]

Tart Tart, Happy Mondays? The lyrics are wrong though...

[aussielong]

(To the tune of "Yellow Submarine")

In the town where I was born, there lived a man who was a thief
And he told me of his life, stealing bread and shagging sheep.
So they put him in the nick, and then a magistrate he went to see
He said "put him on a ship, to the convict colony"
You all live in a convict colony, a convict colony, a convict colony
You all live in a convict colony, a convict colony, a convict colony

if you recognised the tune, you would realise im british you nana

[Moscow Mule]

if you recognised the tune, you would realise im british you nana

Why? Are they barred from using the internet in australia?

[HairyArsedBloke]

In the town where I was born, there lived a man who was a thief
And he told me of his life, stealing bread and shagging sheep.
So they put him in the nick, and then a magistrate he went to see

[Tyler]

[realityhack]

Took a bit of finding, but the original lyrics are:

When he came out to the lock-up
Said I'm looking for something better
And he made his shock announcements
And backed off backed down backed off

And then he got up off the floor
He said I'm wealthy enough not to do this no more
And he made it all known
With his hands held up palm out

And she said don't know if I should
Cause I'm worry too much about the test on the blood
And at first it was a 'yes'
And then a 'no' then 'yeah'

The maggot sleeps on a desk
He wears a sleeping bag at his vest
And he's getting too bothered
About the spots on his chest chest chest

Now Chichi, she laid it on
And a few days later she's gone
So it's back to the womb to get drowned
Drowned drowned drowned warm

[SallyAnne]

Is it Kylie?

Or INXS?

[aussielong]

Took a bit of finding, but the original lyrics are:

When he came out to the lock-up
Said I'm looking for something better
And he made his shock announcements
And backed off backed down backed off

And then he got up off the floor
He said I'm wealthy enough not to do this no more
And he made it all known
With his hands held up palm out

And she said don't know if I should
Cause I'm worry too much about the test on the blood
And at first it was a 'yes'
And then a 'no' then 'yeah'

The maggot sleeps on a desk
He wears a sleeping bag at his vest
And he's getting too bothered
About the spots on his chest chest chest

Now Chichi, she laid it on
And a few days later she's gone
So it's back to the womb to get drowned
Drowned drowned drowned warm

That's wrong...TT (Tart Tart) , not chichi, was their dealer ...a woman who died of a brain tumor.

Anyway, best tune they did.