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    #11
    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
    Ken was a self-aggrandising propagandist with communist tendencies who spent more money on advertising on the tube than actually fixing problems.
    Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane View Post
    Tell me something I don't know.
    I already have
    Last edited by Moscow Mule; 8 July 2008, 09:39.
    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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      #12
      Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
      I already have
      What're you, an aspiring Sun editor or something?!

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        #13
        Ken Livingstone should...


        **** off.

        Seriously.

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          #14
          Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
          Ken Livingstone should...


          **** off.

          Seriously.

          **** off and die
          If you find this post offensive, please insert "Chan" before and "tho" after, then it should be OK.

          Sometimes I almost feel just like a human being - Elvis Costello

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            #15
            Originally posted by Chantho View Post
            **** off and die


            go **** himself

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              #16
              Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane View Post
              Of course it still makes you an outsider, you didn't grow up here. Tell me something I don't know.
              You're a redneck tw*t (twit )
              Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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                #17
                Ken Livingstone should...

                ...be dragged off the street into an unmarked car, blindfolded and bound, and driven to a remote warehouse to be waterboarded, electrocuted, have the soles of his feet beaten with cricket bats, and be thrown into a shipping container, given charcoal and sour milk to eat/drink, and then be subjected to 15 straight days of sleep deprivation and psychological torture using loud-hailers and heavy metal music, interpersed with the tellytubbies theme tune. Whenever he tries to get some sleep he should be injected with adrenaline and beaten (again).

                If this doesn't reduce him to a gibbering wreck, he should be force-fed LSD, and made to watch films like The Clockwork Orange, The Shining and The Exorcist until he does finally crack.

                Then, the gibbering Kenneth should be dressed in a gimp suit, bundled into an unmarked car and dropped off in Trafalgar square, to devour pigeons and mutter incoherently.

                Just a thought.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                  ...be dragged off the street into an unmarked car, blindfolded and bound, and driven to a remote warehouse to be waterboarded, electrocuted, have the soles of his feet beaten with cricket bats, and be thrown into a shipping container, given charcoal and sour milk to eat/drink, and then be subjected to 15 straight days of sleep deprivation and psychological torture using loud-hailers and heavy metal music, interpersed with the tellytubbies theme tune. Whenever he tries to get some sleep he should be injected with adrenaline and beaten (again).

                  If this doesn't reduce him to a gibbering wreck, he should be force-fed LSD, and made to watch films like The Clockwork Orange, The Shining and The Exorcist until he does finally crack.

                  Then, the gibbering Kenneth should be dressed in a gimp suit, bundled into an unmarked car and dropped off in Trafalgar square, to devour pigeons and mutter incoherently...
                  That's how they created Boris Johnson, after all.
                  Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by TheBigYinJames View Post
                    That's how they created Boris Johnson, after all.


                    Touché!

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                      ...be dragged off the street into an unmarked car, blindfolded and bound, and driven to a remote warehouse to be waterboarded, electrocuted, have the soles of his feet beaten with cricket bats, and be thrown into a shipping container, given charcoal and sour milk to eat/drink, and then be subjected to 15 straight days of sleep deprivation and psychological torture using loud-hailers and heavy metal music, interpersed with the tellytubbies theme tune. Whenever he tries to get some sleep he should be injected with adrenaline and beaten (again).

                      If this doesn't reduce him to a gibbering wreck, he should be force-fed LSD, and made to watch films like The Clockwork Orange, The Shining and The Exorcist until he does finally crack.

                      Then, the gibbering Kenneth should be dressed in a gimp suit, bundled into an unmarked car and dropped off in Trafalgar square, to devour pigeons and mutter incoherently.

                      Just a thought.

                      You've been on one of them cheap Spanish cruises as well then?

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