Business trip to USA - advice please

[dmini]

I'm just glad that I dont understand what you are talking about - cos I'm way to innocent.
And no I dont want it explaining!

[Diver]

I bet you've had your backside intimately examined though.

That was at the hotel after leaving the airport

[expat]

The easiest thing is to be honest - I used to tell them that I was heading over there to teach a bunch of redneck fvckwitts how to do their jobs properly before the Indians took them all away.

LOL