I'm off Bi Guys

[HairyArsedBloke]

That joke was fowl. Pullet the other other.

These puns are getting oeuf-ul.

[EternalOptimist]

These puns are getting oeuf-ul.

they're getting so abstract, only egg heads will get the yolk

[BrilloPad]

they're getting so abstract, only egg heads will get the yolk

That was a poultry attempt at humour. dont be a cock.

[EternalOptimist]

That was a poultry attempt at humour. dont be a cock.

I shell try to take that on board, and lay this one to rest now

[HairyArsedBloke]

I shell try to take that on board, and lay this one to rest now

It’s difficult to capon thinking of more puns. I know its gallus and broody minded, but this thread should have a hatch-chick taken to it.

[Diver]

A battery of puns from a free range mind

[Diver]

None of which will recieve a PULLETzer prize >Groan<

[SallyAnne]

Cluck off.

Seriously.

[TimberWolf]

Here's a few eggtra eggamples if you want to be an eggspert

EggsACERBATE EggsACERBATION EggsACT EggsACTING EggsACTION EggsACTITUDE EggsACTLY EggsACTNESS EggsAGGERATE EggsALT EggsALTATION EggsAM EggsAMINATE EggsAMINATION EggsAMPLE EggsASPERATE EggsCAVATE EggsCEED EggsCEL EggsCELLENT EggsCENTRIC EggsCEPT EggsCERPT EggsCESS EggsCHEQUER EggsCISE EggsCITE EggsCLAIM EggsCLUDE EggsCLUSIVELY EggsCOMMUNICATE EggsCREMENT EggsCREMENTAL EggsCRETA EggsCRETE EggsCRUCIATING EggsCURSION EggsCUSE EggsECUTE EggsECUTIVE EggsEMPLARILY EggsEMPLIFY EggsEMPT EggsERCISE EggsFOLIATE EggsHALE EggsHAUST EggsHIBIT EggsHORT EggsHUME EggsIST EggsIT EggsITE EggsMOOR EggsOCCIPITAL EggsODERM EggsON EggsONERATE EggsOPLASM EggsORBITANT EggsORCISE EggsORCIST EggsOTERIC EggsOTHERMIC EggsOTIC EggsPAND EggsPANSE EggsPATRIATE EggsPECT EggsPECTANT EggsPEDIENT EggsPEDITE EggsPEDITION EggsPEL EggsPENDITURE EggsPENSE EggsPERIMENT EggsPERT EggsPIRE EggsPLAIN EggsPLICIT EggsPLODE EggsPLOIT EggsPLORE EggsPLOSION EggsPONENT EggsPORT EggsPOSE EggsPRESS EggsPRESSION EggsPRESSLY EggsPUNGE EggsQUISITE EggsTEND EggsTENSIVE EggsTENT EggsTERIOR EggsTERMINATE EggsTERNAL EggsTINCT EggsTINGUISH EggsTOLL EggsTORT EggsTRA EggsTRACT EggsTRADITE EggsTRAVERT EggsTREME EggsTRICATE EggsTROVERT EggsTRUDE EggsUBERANCE EggsUDE EggsULT

[Diver]

Here's a few eggtra eggamples if you want to be an eggspert

EggsACERBATE EggsACERBATION EggsACT EggsACTING EggsACTION EggsACTITUDE EggsACTLY EggsACTNESS EggsAGGERATE EggsALT EggsALTATION EggsAM EggsAMINATE EggsAMINATION EggsAMPLE EggsASPERATE EggsCAVATE EggsCEED EggsCEL EggsCELLENT EggsCENTRIC EggsCEPT EggsCERPT EggsCESS EggsCHEQUER EggsCISE EggsCITE EggsCLAIM EggsCLUDE EggsCLUSIVELY EggsCOMMUNICATE EggsCREMENT EggsCREMENTAL EggsCRETA EggsCRETE EggsCRUCIATING EggsCURSION EggsCUSE EggsECUTE EggsECUTIVE EggsEMPLARILY EggsEMPLIFY EggsEMPT EggsERCISE EggsFOLIATE EggsHALE EggsHAUST EggsHIBIT EggsHORT EggsHUME EggsIST EggsIT EggsITE EggsMOOR EggsOCCIPITAL EggsODERM EggsON EggsONERATE EggsOPLASM EggsORBITANT EggsORCISE EggsORCIST EggsOTERIC EggsOTHERMIC EggsOTIC EggsPAND EggsPANSE EggsPATRIATE EggsPECT EggsPECTANT EggsPEDIENT EggsPEDITE EggsPEDITION EggsPEL EggsPENDITURE EggsPENSE EggsPERIMENT EggsPERT EggsPIRE EggsPLAIN EggsPLICIT EggsPLODE EggsPLOIT EggsPLORE EggsPLOSION EggsPONENT EggsPORT EggsPOSE EggsPRESS EggsPRESSION EggsPRESSLY EggsPUNGE EggsQUISITE EggsTEND EggsTENSIVE EggsTENT EggsTERIOR EggsTERMINATE EggsTERNAL EggsTINCT EggsTINGUISH EggsTOLL EggsTORT EggsTRA EggsTRACT EggsTRADITE EggsTRAVERT EggsTREME EggsTRICATE EggsTROVERT EggsTRUDE EggsUBERANCE EggsUDE EggsULT

>shakes head and wanders off muttering<