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    #21
    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    Don't be grumpy
    Let's be Frank about this. I am not a dwarf

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      #22
      Originally posted by Dow Jones View Post
      Oh Sally!
      Wrong again!
      Oh no!!!!!

      This just isn't my day

      balls.
      The pope is a tard.

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        #23
        Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
        balls.
        Leave it.
        Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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          #24
          Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
          Oh no!!!!!


          balls.
          Nooo Sally - you'll set Xen off again
          +50 Xeno Geek Points
          Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
          As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

          Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

          CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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            #25
            Joke

            Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
            Let's be Frank about this. I am not a dwarf
            I rear-ended a car this morning on the way to work

            I knew right then and there that it was going to be a REALLY bad day.

            The driver got out of the other car, and wouldn't you know it.... He was a dwarf.

            He stormed over to my car, looked up at me and said 'I'm NOT F**king Happy!'

            So I said 'Well, which one are you then OS?'

            And that's how the fight started......

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              #26
              Originally posted by Dow Jones View Post
              I rear-ended a car this morning on the way to work

              I knew right then and there that it was going to be a REALLY bad day.

              The driver got out of the other car, and wouldn't you know it.... He was a dwarf.

              He stormed over to my car, looked up at me and said 'I'm NOT F**king Happy!'

              So I said 'Well, which one are you then OS?'

              And that's how the fight started......

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                #27
                Originally posted by Dow Jones View Post
                I rear-ended a car this morning on the way to work

                I knew right then and there that it was going to be a REALLY bad day.

                The driver got out of the other car, and wouldn't you know it.... He was a dwarf.

                He stormed over to my car, looked up at me and said 'I'm NOT F**king Happy!'

                So I said 'Well, which one are you then OS?'

                And that's how the fight started......
                If you have to tell us it's a joke in the title, then it's clearly not going to be funny.


                If you'd started it off saying you rear ended a dwarf this morning....then you would have had my attention
                The pope is a tard.

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                  #28
                  I went dwarf tossing once
                  "I hope Celtic realise that, if their team is good enough, they will win. If they're not good enough, they'll not win - and they can't look at anybody else, whether it is referees or any other influence." - Walter Smith

                  On them! On them! They fail!

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by Dave.Mac View Post
                    I went dwarf tossing once
                    Winking.

                    Hope you washed your hands afterwards.
                    Hard Brexit now!
                    #prayfornodeal

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                      Winking.

                      Hope you washed your hands afterwards.
                      You ruined my joke
                      "I hope Celtic realise that, if their team is good enough, they will win. If they're not good enough, they'll not win - and they can't look at anybody else, whether it is referees or any other influence." - Walter Smith

                      On them! On them! They fail!

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