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Originally posted by Dow Jones View PostOh Sally!
Wrong again!
This just isn't my day
balls.The pope is a tard.Comment
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Originally posted by SallyAnne View Postballs.Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostOh no!!!!!
balls.+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
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Joke
Originally posted by oracleslave View PostLet's be Frank about this. I am not a dwarf
I knew right then and there that it was going to be a REALLY bad day.
The driver got out of the other car, and wouldn't you know it.... He was a dwarf.
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me and said 'I'm NOT F**king Happy!'
So I said 'Well, which one are you then OS?'
And that's how the fight started......Comment
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Originally posted by Dow Jones View PostI rear-ended a car this morning on the way to work
I knew right then and there that it was going to be a REALLY bad day.
The driver got out of the other car, and wouldn't you know it.... He was a dwarf.
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me and said 'I'm NOT F**king Happy!'
So I said 'Well, which one are you then OS?'
And that's how the fight started......Comment
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Originally posted by Dow Jones View PostI rear-ended a car this morning on the way to work
I knew right then and there that it was going to be a REALLY bad day.
The driver got out of the other car, and wouldn't you know it.... He was a dwarf.
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me and said 'I'm NOT F**king Happy!'
So I said 'Well, which one are you then OS?'
And that's how the fight started......
If you'd started it off saying you rear ended a dwarf this morning....then you would have had my attentionThe pope is a tard.Comment
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I went dwarf tossing once"I hope Celtic realise that, if their team is good enough, they will win. If they're not good enough, they'll not win - and they can't look at anybody else, whether it is referees or any other influence." - Walter Smith
On them! On them! They fail!Comment
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Originally posted by Dave.Mac View PostI went dwarf tossing once
Hope you washed your hands afterwards.Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostWinking.
Hope you washed your hands afterwards."I hope Celtic realise that, if their team is good enough, they will win. If they're not good enough, they'll not win - and they can't look at anybody else, whether it is referees or any other influence." - Walter Smith
On them! On them! They fail!Comment
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