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You doth protest to much pencil man.Originally posted by Churchill View PostYou'd be amazed how wrong you are.
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You are Captain Sensible Pants, actually.Originally posted by realityhack View PostAh, me 'ol kiwi mate, tay.
Re-read the threads old chap, I think you'll find I was quite balanced. I think I managed to see through my haze of love for Lucy (as you seem to imply) to tell her off too. So no knight in shining armour today, more like Mr Sensible Pants - ask Xen!

However, I'm tempted to rename you Captain Cool Pants on the basis of how chilled you remain under this relentless pestering and provocation.
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Yes his reaction was remarkably good. Most irritating.Originally posted by Xenophon View PostYou are Captain Sensible Pants, actually.

However, I'm tempted to rename you Captain Cool Pants on the basis of how chilled you remain under this relentless pestering and provocation.

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Just trying to help. You'll never learn the language if we don't point these things out.Originally posted by tay View Post
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Originally posted by Xenophon View PostYou are Captain Sensible Pants, actually.

However, I'm tempted to rename you Captain Cool Pants on the basis of how chilled you remain under this relentless pestering and provocation.


Funnily enough - before I went away on holiday I bought some specially designed 'tech' Calvins for hot climates, which I am currently wearing.
So, at this moment, I am officially Captain Cool Pants!
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16 foot, from 'is 'ead to 'is hanusOriginally posted by zeitghostSpiney Norman!
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