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Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostWatch all that hugging baggy - you'll give yourself a boner!The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostHow's she doing? Doesn't she get on here anymore?Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostJust said she'd not been on for a while - I'll send her a link to the summer night out post.
That would explain the absenceConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostHmm! preggers?
That would explain the absenceBazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostI haven't been watching but I'll join the discussion..
ooh yeah he's like such a SOAB innit, he was like whatever and she was like he said she said, OMG, did you hear about the incident? well I neva, he's so wicked and she's such a biatch. I can't believe he did that with her toast, especially after she told him not to go there. Then he got all giggy in the Diary room, he's a racist and I hope he gets voted out.
Very good - almost too good a rendition Bagpuss!
Originally posted by Ruprect View Posthave you really not got ANYTHING better to do? Really? Honestly?Comment
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostI haven't been watching but I'll join the discussion..
ooh yeah he's like such a SOAB innit, he was like whatever and she was like he said she said, OMG, did you hear about the incident? well I neva, he's so wicked and she's such a biatch. I can't believe he did that with her toast, especially after she told him not to go there. Then he got all giggy in the Diary room, he's a racist and I hope he gets voted out.Comment
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Originally posted by realityhack View Post
Very good - almost too good a rendition Bagpuss!
I don't know how you lot have the stamina for it.The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostAh - the CUK rumor mill...... why let the truth get in the way of a good gossipConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostI don't know how you lot have the stamina for it.
I suggest 'chav wars', where we drop the little bastards onto a firing range with live ammo/weapons and let them fight it out - like 'Battle Royale'. I'd watch that.
Edit: rebrand it 'Chav Royale'.
I thank ewe.Comment
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