Ahem...

[SallyAnne]

Well I am glad you are back too - I've missed you

Must be the day for it - WindyAnna "facebooked" me this morning

How's she doing? Doesn't she get on here anymore?

[Bagpuss]

Watch all that hugging baggy - you'll give yourself a boner!

You give me one Sally

[cailin maith]

How's she doing? Doesn't she get on here anymore?

Just said she'd not been on for a while - I'll send her a link to the summer night out post.

[Diver]

Just said she'd not been on for a while - I'll send her a link to the summer night out post.

Hmm! preggers?

That would explain the absence

[cailin maith]

Hmm! preggers?

That would explain the absence

Ah - the CUK rumor mill...... why let the truth get in the way of a good gossip

[realityhack]

I haven't been watching but I'll join the discussion..

ooh yeah he's like such a SOAB innit, he was like whatever and she was like he said she said, OMG, did you hear about the incident? well I neva, he's so wicked and she's such a biatch. I can't believe he did that with her toast, especially after she told him not to go there. Then he got all giggy in the Diary room, he's a racist and I hope he gets voted out.

Very good - almost too good a rendition Bagpuss!

have you really not got ANYTHING better to do? Really? Honestly?

[DimPrawn]

I haven't been watching but I'll join the discussion..

ooh yeah he's like such a SOAB innit, he was like whatever and she was like he said she said, OMG, did you hear about the incident? well I neva, he's so wicked and she's such a biatch. I can't believe he did that with her toast, especially after she told him not to go there. Then he got all giggy in the Diary room, he's a racist and I hope he gets voted out.

Bag-o-pus is Vicky Pollard and I claim my free figure hugging flannellette tracksuit.

[Bagpuss]

Very good - almost too good a rendition Bagpuss!

Isn't it the same every year only it gets less controversial?

I don't know how you lot have the stamina for it.

[Diver]

Ah - the CUK rumor mill...... why let the truth get in the way of a good gossip

You said that she said that she hadn't been on for a while

[realityhack]

I don't know how you lot have the stamina for it.

Haven't watched it at all for some years now, think I loosely followed the first BB, and it lost its novelty after that. The producers should give up on this tired format and try something new.

I suggest 'chav wars', where we drop the little bastards onto a firing range with live ammo/weapons and let them fight it out - like 'Battle Royale'. I'd watch that.

Edit: rebrand it 'Chav Royale'.

I thank ewe.