For all fetish freaks out there

[BrilloPad]

you should start a friday story slot

The competition is far far too great!

Anyway most here are bored of my stories. Come to think of it so am I. I need to create some new experiences to write about.

[BrilloPad]

Was Xogg there?

Was I there?

I dont think you were there - no-one had been eaten. Though I did not get that close...

[Xenophon]

*** warning: DEFINATELY NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR ANYONE WITH A NERVOUS DISPOSITION OR ABOUT TO EAT LUNCH aka this one's really for Xen as I think this may top dwarf sex in freaky stuff to watch ****

Good stuff. Midget clown sex is where my heart is, but good stuff nonetheless, chef.

[Diver]

Good stuff. Midget clown sex is where my heart is, but good stuff nonetheless, chef.

Nope! aint gonna work Xen.

Not Looking

[realityhack]

Good stuff. Midget clown sex is where my heart is, but good stuff nonetheless, chef.

Over 18 hours before you responded to a topic with 'fetish freaks' in the title. Shocking Xen, shocking. You're obviously getting slower in your old age.

[Xenophon]

Over 18 hours before you responded to a topic with 'fetish freaks' in the title. Shocking Xen, shocking. You're obviously getting slower in your old age.

I was washing my hair.

[BrilloPad]

Good stuff. Midget clown sex is where my heart is, but good stuff nonetheless, chef.

Do I get any Xeno geek points if I look?

[BrilloPad]

I was washing my hair.

I thought only women spent 18 hours washing their hair?

[Xenophon]

Do I get any Xeno geek points if I look?

I am afraid it doesn't score very highly on geekiness, BP!

[realityhack]

I was washing my hair.

You don't have any hair!