North/South devide

[Diver]

North/South
by Cheryl B Sellers

so many things in life oppose each other, for every yen there must be a yang

Southern moon light brings forth visions

moss covered trees, mist on the river

sultry heat as steam rises to make

women glow and men swelter

red sun rises and orange blaze

white flowers take on a hue

of pastels delighting the eyes

Northern moonrise crystal clear and clean

cutting off breath as one sucks in

ice cold winds rushing down canyon streets

women bundled in furs no muffs wore here

of days long past, just frozen fingers

seeking warmth under the arm pits of companions

sweet afternoon casting long shadows

midday warmth ever desire and lust

neither Northern nor Southern darkness

seeking passions of night or purity of dawn

never knowing all souls must have it's shadows

to balance out times personifications

[Churchill]

Northerners can't spell

And people who collaborate with the germans should remember who it was that won the ******' war!

[Diver]

And people who collaborate with the germans should remember who it was that won the ******' war!

[RichardCranium]

And people who collaborate with the germans should remember who it was that won the ******' war!

The Germans, Japanese and Merkins, wasn't it?

[Churchill]

The Germans, Japanese and Merkins, wasn't it?

You'd f*kin' think so!

Oh, we need to do something to keep the population busy and try and build an economy... I tell you what, they(Ze Germanz) can build that ugly little bug car.

The Japanese? I tell you what, they can build funny little moped/motorcycle things, that'll keep 'em out of our hair for a while...

For f*cks sake bring me someone to kill!!!!

[RichardCranium]

This is what's wrong with this country:

For f*cks sake bring me someone to kill!!!!

Even our psychotic killers are too bone idle to get off their arses and find themselves a victim.

We end up leaving it to 2nd generation immigrant children to do the stabbings and shootings.

Once upon a time we had a healthy tradition of poisoners, body snatchers, cut-throats and other industrious ne'er-do-wells.

I dunno. It's all going to hell in a handcart, it really is.

[Diver]

This is what's wrong with this country:


Even our psychotic killers are too bone idle to get off their arses and find themselves a victim.

We end up leaving it to 2nd generation immigrant children to do the stabbings and shootings.

Once upon a time we had a healthy tradition of poisoners, body snatchers, cut-throats and other industrious ne'er-do-wells.

I dunno. It's all going to hell in a handcart, it really is.

But there's no incentive any more. we have to pay our own way to Australia or New Zealand now

[Bagpuss]

There is no divide.

In a nutshell southerners have an issue with northerners... where as northerners don't really care. It's just a means for southerners justifying the injustices faced in their part of the world (ridiculous house prices, higher cost of living, road congestion, to name a few) so they like to constantly convince themselves that it's horrible up north and their situation must obviously be better.

Spot on, having lived, both North and South and Midlands (they always get forgotten), I'd have to say it's more grim down south, with a few exceptions.
I much prefer countryside to concrete.

[DimPrawn]

North/South devide



London everywhere else divide

[Moscow Mule]

Spot on, having lived, both North and South and Midlands (they always get forgotten), I'd have to say it's more grim down south, with a few exceptions.
I much prefer countryside to concrete.

You're confusing the "South" with London.

Somerset, Wiltshire and Dorset are in the "South" and have a fair bit of countryside.

The trouble with the "North" is that it's so far away from anywhere else (Except Scotland).