All religions are hogwash followed by the simple-minded

**sasguru** · 10 August 2005, 11:27

I declare a humanist fatwah on all religious idiots. The fatwah consists of forcing them to learn philosophy and logic and how to think clearly for themselves.

**WageSlave** · 10 August 2005, 11:30

Originally posted by sasguru

I declare a humanist fatwah on all religious idiots.

Shame, the 80 promised virgins in Heaven sounded promising. You've got to give AtW a chance.

**SupremeSpod** · 10 August 2005, 11:39

Originally posted by zeitghost

80 virgins?

What a concept.

Enough to put anyone off.

They'd only get stuck in your teeth ZG!

**WageSlave** · 10 August 2005, 11:40

Originally posted by zeitghost

80 virgins?

What a concept.

Enough to put anyone off.

Good point. I suppose it depends on what the virgins are like. Maidens of pure virtue and beauty with skin like snow and hair like spun gold, or an army of AtWs?

**Lucifer Box** · 10 August 2005, 12:01

Got any for sale?

Phwoar....

**sasguru** · 10 August 2005, 12:07

In the true traditions of CUK, textbook diversion of topic, guys. What's the matter, don't you fancy taking the piss out of Chico today?

**Lucifer Box** · 10 August 2005, 12:11

Originally posted by sasguru

don't you fancy taking the piss out of Chico today?

I fancy a challenge for a change.

**WageSlave** · 10 August 2005, 12:54

Originally posted by sasguru

don't you fancy taking the piss out of Chico

An excellent service offered by niche hookers. For an extra £5 you get to drink it as well. Hmmm...I sense a business opportunity.

**sasguru** · 11 August 2005, 12:51

You have a sick mind, WS ...

All religions are hogwash followed by the simple-minded