I don't quite understand

[BoredBloke]

"Ah, a use for the soon-to-be-patented SupremeSpod "Chav Removal by means of Explosive Compounds and Large Field" method!"

The Gerries tried this before going for gas chambers. Getting limbs out of trees proved to be one of the reasons why they decided not to go ahead with the 'blow them into little bits' method

[Lucifer Box]

I think the decision has largely been taken by local councils anyway, not to grant license extensions. My local is a quiet, no trouble place, very few, if any, young drinkers, never rowdy or noisy. They applied for a licence extension to 00:00 on Friday and Saturday. Application declined on public order grounds.

[SupremeSpod]

"Ah, a use for the soon-to-be-patented SupremeSpod "Chav Removal by means of Explosive Compounds and Large Field" method!"

The Gerries tried this before going for gas chambers. Getting limbs out of trees proved to be one of the reasons why they decided not to go ahead with the 'blow them into little bits' method

Ah, in that case, how about the soon-to-be-patented SupremeSpod "Tree removal by means of Explosive Compounds" method?

[BoredBloke]

"Ah, in that case, how about the soon-to-be-patented SupremeSpod "Tree removal by means of Explosive Compounds" method?"

Why not sit the chavs in the trees prior to removing the trees with the explosives?

Personally I'm up for adding something to 'White Lightning' whish would render them sterile or cause them to melt as seen in the film Street Trash.

[Dundeegeorge]

Tsk tsk Spod, a little OTT surely

I simply meant that they should be removed from society by locking them up.
1st offence one month in prison, no appeal
2nd offence three months in prison no appeal
3rd offence deported to Iraq to act as shields for the troops

[SupremeSpod]

"Ah, in that case, how about the soon-to-be-patented SupremeSpod "Tree removal by means of Explosive Compounds" method?"

Why not sit the chavs in the trees prior to removing the trees with the explosives?

Personally I'm up for adding something to 'White Lightning' whish would render them sterile or cause them to melt as seen in the film Street Trash.

Why charge for one job when you can charge for two? Plus you're adding to your skillset!

You call yourself a contractor?

Anyway, just think of all those loud bangs!!!!

[sasguru]

Spod, stop stealing ideas!
The Islamo-fascists have already patented the "Blow up decadent Westerners" (TM) method.

[SupremeSpod]

I simply meant that they should be removed from society by locking them up.
1st offence one month in prison, no appeal
2nd offence three months in prison no appeal
3rd offence deported to Iraq to act as shields for the troops

Might I refer the honourable gentleman to the "Loud Bangs" explanation mentioned previously?

[SupremeSpod]

Spod, stop stealing ideas!
The Islamo-fascists have already patented the "Blow up decadent Westerners" (TM) method.

Yes, but where on their patent application does it mention "Explosive Compounds"?

"By means of Brainwashed Radical Muslims" - Yes, but "By Means of Explosive Compounds" - No!

The devil is in the wording!

[Dundeegeorge]

Oops, not quite

"By means of Brainwashed Radical Muslims"
No no no no no. As we are all aware real muslims don't carry out suicide attacks. It's the idiots who do what their imam tells them who carry out suicide attacks. For heaven's sake you can't go tarring all adherents of a religion with the 99% of nutters who claim to be adherents of that religion. Err, that's right isn't it?

(Note for the hard of thinking, the above was intended to be humourous and was not intended to dicriminate against muslims, as the author believes that all religions are hogwash followed blindly by the simple-minded. Thank you)