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The peace love and harmony thread

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    #11
    The Queen Alexandra's Birdwing is the biggest butterfly in the world, with a wingspan up to 1 ft (30 cm) wide. The female can be distinguished from the male by its cream-coloured body and a red tuft of 'fur' on the thorax.
    http://www.enchantedlearning.com/sub...ueenalex.shtml

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      #12
      Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
      I have it on good authority that love is like a butterfly, as soft and gentle as a sigh.
      Good old Carla Lane and her similes. Every sitcom she ever did works on this premise.

      CUK is like a ...
      The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

      But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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        #13
        Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
        Good old Carla Lane and her similes. Every sitcom she ever did works on this premise.

        CUK is like a ...
        Dolly Parton NSFW!

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          #14
          Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
          Good old Carla Lane and her similes. Every sitcom she ever did works on this premise.

          CUK is like a ...


          Come here baggy I want to slap you again

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            #15
            Originally posted by GandhiW View Post
            This thread is only for stories about butterflies and other such nice things.
            A butterfly is much misunderstood. It actually lives relatively long but for most of its life it is not a pretty winged creature, but a caterpillar, a squishy eating machine.

            It spends the first part of its life fat, hairy, and more concerned with its stomach than with sex. Then it starts to be concerned only with looks and smell, and mating.

            Men go through life the other way round.

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              #16
              Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
              Good lord! Hasn't she got squiffy eyes?

              I was going to make a serious point here about butterflies but I have no idea what it was. It certainly wasn't this (NSFW)
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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