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"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested." -
grim indeed. i swerved past it and picked up a soup and two salads instead.Comment
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Chicken - eat the local grub. It's character building.Originally posted by DS23 View Post
"Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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This is the time of day where I enjoy pushing old ladies in the canal....
"If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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I hope you tie them to a shopping trolley first!Originally posted by daviejones View PostThis is the time of day where I enjoy pushing old ladies in the canal....
It's not a real canal without a shopping trolley in it!Comment
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At least I get one of them to moanOriginally posted by Lucy View PostAfter you've shagged their mothers?
The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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lol. reckon i've had that dish [looks up, rolls eyes, counts...] hmm 48 times.Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View PostChicken - eat the local grub. It's character building.Comment
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You've managed that with Lucy. Now do something really impressive and make her shut up!Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostComment
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"Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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