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    #11
    Originally posted by OwlHoot
    Thanks, and that reminds me - mustn't forget to include peas in the poll
    Asparagus? That's my favourite, done in th'oven with crushed garlic and olive oil with a couple of shavings of parmesan before serving....

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      #12
      Originally posted by SupremeSpod
      Don't you ever lose any?

      I can just imagine the scene in A&E.
      WS : Nurse I've lost a carrot up me jacksy...
      Nurse : Why?
      WS : Well I wasn't hungry...
      No chance of that. The Transformers keep them safe.
      Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smee

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        #13
        Originally posted by WageSlave
        No chance of that. The Transformers keep them safe.
        WS, you know what question's coming next...

        Is it because you don't have a cupboard to put your toys in?

        Or, do you just like shoving things up your arse?

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          #14
          Originally posted by SupremeSpod
          WS, you know what question's coming next...

          Is it because you don't have a cupboard to put your toys in?

          Or, do you just like shoving things up your arse?
          Spod, it's really quite simple. While out and about, it's necessary to store one's items. To fully enjoy a game of pocket snooker, hands must be free. Hence the bottom makes a wonderful storage space. If it's good enough for the Columbians, it's good enough for me.
          Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smee

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            #15
            Mmmm, donuts....they're kinda like vegetables. Is there anything they can't do?
            I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one.

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              #16
              Originally posted by SupremeSpod
              Asparagus? That's my favourite, done in th'oven with crushed garlic and olive oil with a couple of shavings of parmesan before serving....
              Makes your piss stink like you've got a dose of the clap. Very nice though...
              If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                #17
                Originally posted by hyperD
                Makes your piss stink like you've got a dose of the clap. Very nice though...
                The answer to that dear boy, is to drink more wine!

                Spod - In "Feck this, off t'pub" mode!

                cheers!!!

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by SupremeSpod
                  The answer to that dear boy, is to drink more wine!

                  Spod - In "Feck this, off t'pub" mode!

                  cheers!!!
                  Good answer! Please consider yourself hired as my LifeStyle guru.
                  If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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