Originally posted by OwlHoot
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What is your favourite vegetable?
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Asparagus? That's my favourite, done in th'oven with crushed garlic and olive oil with a couple of shavings of parmesan before serving....
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No chance of that. The Transformers keep them safe.Originally posted by SupremeSpodDon't you ever lose any?
I can just imagine the scene in A&E.
WS : Nurse I've lost a carrot up me jacksy...
Nurse : Why?
WS : Well I wasn't hungry...Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smeeComment
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WS, you know what question's coming next...Originally posted by WageSlaveNo chance of that. The Transformers keep them safe.
Is it because you don't have a cupboard to put your toys in?
Or, do you just like shoving things up your arse?
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Spod, it's really quite simple. While out and about, it's necessary to store one's items. To fully enjoy a game of pocket snooker, hands must be free. Hence the bottom makes a wonderful storage space. If it's good enough for the Columbians, it's good enough for me.Originally posted by SupremeSpodWS, you know what question's coming next...
Is it because you don't have a cupboard to put your toys in?
Or, do you just like shoving things up your arse?Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smeeComment
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Mmmm, donuts....they're kinda like vegetables. Is there anything they can't do?I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one.Comment
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Makes your piss stink like you've got a dose of the clap. Very nice though...Originally posted by SupremeSpodAsparagus? That's my favourite, done in th'oven with crushed garlic and olive oil with a couple of shavings of parmesan before serving....If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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The answer to that dear boy, is to drink more wine!Originally posted by hyperDMakes your piss stink like you've got a dose of the clap. Very nice though...
Spod - In "Feck this, off t'pub" mode!
cheers!!!
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Good answer! Please consider yourself hired as my LifeStyle guru.Originally posted by SupremeSpodThe answer to that dear boy, is to drink more wine!
Spod - In "Feck this, off t'pub" mode!
cheers!!!If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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