Hi Guys, for a bet my workmates got me to come on to this geek in the office. He's got a big head but really looks like a spud. He keeps telling everyone "She wants it, she does" while salaciously rubbing his suspiciously stained trousers. Anyway, today we let him in on the joke and he actually started to cry, " I thought you were my girfriend" he said "You are so lovely, I'm devasted, over dinner last night I even told my mum about you". I feel a bit bad now, but I suspect he's the type to turn the story, along the lines of never even liking me in the first place, probably even pretending I'm out of his league!
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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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It's SASguruThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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I sometimes wonder just how few people there are on here.
Paula reads like a Diver personality.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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It's sas, he complains about drivel and creates most of it.Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
Having that kind of personality disorder - at least sex with himself would never be dull.Comment
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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[QUOTE=Lucy;567546]he complains about drivel and creates most of it. QUOTE]
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