Food is going up in price so fast that there will be far fewer fatties around in the future. However, the skinny ones amongst us would have died of starvation and hypothermia first though. So it is best to be a porker now in the hope you will survive in the dark times to come.
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Originally posted by cailin maith View Postummmmmm banoffee pie
Who gave me the recipe the other day which I have now lost?
Any chance you could post it again for me? I promise I won't lose it this time..... honest!!
Originally posted by cailin maith View PostI promise I won't lose it this time..... honest!!Last edited by voodooflux; 25 June 2008, 11:29.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostThis is the one: http://forums.contractoruk.com/565893-post14.html
Be more careful - this is information is too important to misplace! Not like Government CDs...Bazza gets caught
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostOr perhaps they're just plain greedy and slovenly.
If you eat 100kcal a day more than you burn (i.e. a bag of Quavers)
- that's 700kcals a week
- that's 3500kcals a month, which equals 1lb of fat
- that's 12 lbs weight gain a year
- over 10 years that's 8.5 stone
So you don't have to 'overeat' to get fat, you just have to do it a little bit over a long time. So watch out all you 20-something desk jockeys.... When i was 18 years old I was 12.5 stone. By the time I was 35 I was 21.5 stone.
Luckily I put in the work, and I'm back down in the teens again.Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.Comment
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Should the NHS pay for the consequences of you eating pie?
If the NHS pays for the pie I'll face the consequences.Last edited by voodooflux; 25 June 2008, 11:28.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostFood is going up in price so fast that there will be far fewer fatties around in the future. However, the skinny ones amongst us would have died of starvation and hypothermia first though. So it is best to be a porker now in the hope you will survive in the dark times to come.Comment
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Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostFood is going up in price so fast that there will be far fewer fatties around in the future. However, the skinny ones amongst us would have died of starvation and hypothermia first though. So it is best to be a porker now in the hope you will survive in the dark times to come.The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostThe proper fatties without medical conditions are just eating out of control while sitting around doing nothing, if they want an early grave then fine but it's in their hands or mouths at it were.Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.Comment
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Or maybe if the doctors advised them not to eat takeaways and red meat for a few months.The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostOr maybe if the doctors advised them not to eat takeaways and red meat for a few months.Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.Comment
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