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If you're dead, does it matter what killed you?

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    #11
    Did your biology teacher gaze too long in to the abyss ?
    Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

    C.S. Lewis

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      #12
      Originally posted by Board Game Geek View Post
      Did your biology teacher gaze too long in to the abyss ?
      I gazed too long at my biology teacher! She was ace. I particularly remember the lessons she did on reproduction...

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        #13
        Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
        Depends how that lack of oxygen is delivered. Drowning, with your body gulping down great big lumps of water when it's gasping for air probably isn't a great way to go.
        I nearly drowned in a pool as a kid (12 or 13 I think). Jumped in, too tired to swim, sank like a stone, brief struggle, then the oxygen starvation kicked in and I remember clouds of gently swirling colours and a sense of peace and resignation. I can actually remember thinking to my self, "ah well, that's that then."

        Next thing I know I'm face down on the ground with a lifeguard pushing water out of my lungs, and a crowd of people around me.

        Not a bad way to go IMHO (preferable to burning, anyway).
        The vegetarian option.

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          #14
          Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
          The problem with most of the experiments is CO2 removal rather than oxygen delivery.
          could have been that .. t'was a long time ago
          How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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            #15
            Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
            I nearly drowned in a pool as a kid (12 or 13 I think). Jumped in, too tired to swim, sank like a stone, brief struggle, then the oxygen starvation kicked in and I remember clouds of gently swirling colours and a sense of peace and resignation. I can actually remember thinking to my self, "ah well, that's that then."

            Next thing I know I'm face down on the ground with a lifeguard pushing water out of my lungs, and a crowd of people around me.

            Not a bad way to go IMHO (preferable to burning, anyway).
            Did you see a white light?
            How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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              #16
              Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
              I nearly drowned in a pool as a kid (12 or 13 I think). Jumped in, too tired to swim, sank like a stone, brief struggle, then the oxygen starvation kicked in and I remember clouds of gently swirling colours and a sense of peace and resignation. I can actually remember thinking to my self, "ah well, that's that then."
              **** me! I didn't know Rolf Harris posted on this forum!


              We're not worthy..... etc.

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                #17
                Originally posted by Troll View Post
                Did you see a white light?
                No.

                Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                **** me! I didn't know Rolf Harris posted on this forum!


                We're not worthy..... etc.
                I can barley be arsed to type at all today. Monday is 'bullet point' day.

                Oh, and that last line . . . you're probably right.
                The vegetarian option.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
                  The liquid breathing experiments I've heard of all use mechanical methods to aid the lungs and Perfluorocarbons not water.
                  Wasn't the bit with the rat in The Abyss for real? I always thought that was the case. It wouldn't work for humans because of our lung capacity, or strength perhaps, and Ed Harris was having to hold his breath inside a diving suit full of water whilst swimming underwater and remembering to act.

                  Of course the rat bit has now been censored in the UK and is cut out of the DVD version and any time it's on TV.
                  Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    I gazed too long at my biology teacher! She was ace. I particularly remember the lessons she did on reproduction...
                    Ah, biology teachers. Mine was called Sandra, I remember being in the sixth and the snogging and BJ's in the stationary room, and the mutual masturbation in the library after school.
                    Ah, Sandra.
                    Strange name for a bloke though






                    (\__/)
                    (>'.'<)
                    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by VectraMan View Post
                      Wasn't the bit with the rat in The Abyss for real? I always thought that was the case. It wouldn't work for humans because of our lung capacity, or strength perhaps, and Ed Harris was having to hold his breath inside a diving suit full of water whilst swimming underwater and remembering to act.

                      Of course the rat bit has now been censored in the UK and is cut out of the DVD version and any time it's on TV.
                      Our lungs are used to moving air(a gas) I should think if they were to try shifting the same amount of fluid you'd likely cause some damage.

                      I remember a guy at Stoney Cove blew his lungs out. There's f* all you can do for 'em when that happens.

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