CUK top tips

[FiveTimes]

8. Don't ask BP about divorce or IOM schemes

[beeker]

2. Don't admit you're ginger. Its the internet and no-one need know.

dont ginger bash and not expect some retalliation.

[ThomasSoerensen]

Don't spew beer on your new 3000 EUR laptop on the first evening of using it.

[beeker]

WHS

And don't be ginger and call people gay that aren't. It might take all afternoon, but the truth will out!

only thing out this afternoon is you, george.

[Moscow Mule]

Don't spew beer on your new 3000 EUR laptop on the first evening of using it.

Don't spew beer on your new 3000 EUR laptop on the first day after the warranty runs out.

[beeker]

dont install Vista and expect every new gadget you own to work with it

[Lucy]

dont install Vista and expect every new gadget you own to work with it

Nooooooo.

These are life / CUK getting on tips, they are not technical, I am sure there is a thread here somewhere for that kind of this but this isn't it.

I expect you as a homophobic ginger with the charm of a funnel-web will fit in very well in oz.

[TheBigYinJames]

dont install Vista and expect every new gadget you own to work with it

Wait.. he's Scottish... ginger.. and has a kilt?

You are Russ Abbots C U Jimmy, and I claim my £5.

[Ruprect]

Wait.. he's Scottish... ginger.. and has a kilt?

You are Russ Abbots C U Jimmy, and I claim my £5.

NT

[realityhack]

9. Try not to punch anyone who utters the phrase 'going forward'.