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    #11
    Originally posted by Ruprect View Post
    2. Don't admit you're ginger. Its the internet and no-one need know.
    WHS

    And don't be ginger and call people gay that aren't. It might take all afternoon, but the truth will out!

    Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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      #12
      Don't PM anyone


      EXPECTING A SENSIBLE RESPONSE!

      (you know who you are)

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        #13
        Originally posted by Lucy View Post
        Don't PM anyone


        EXPECTING A SENSIBLE RESPONSE!

        (you know who you are)
        I think "No Lucy I don't want to sleep with you because you're a minger" is a perfectly sensible response.
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #14
          3. Don't admit that someone has just pissed on your shoes

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            #15
            4. Don't admit you have or want a Passatt.

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              #16
              5. Don't ask for advice about going permie

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                #17
                Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                4. Don't admit you have or want a Passatt.
                Is that like a pissant?

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                  #18
                  6. Post a thread asking about the benefits of joining the PCG and can you claim it as an expense and what for the response from Malvolio

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                    #19
                    7. Don't ask if anyone knows any good agencies or how to learn SAP.

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                      #20
                      An empty cigar case filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator.

                      It's environmentally friendly too!
                      ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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