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    Pack it in now, beeker. I've had enough.

    You are ginger.

    I am not gay.
    Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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      Women seem to like men with red hair (see Josh Homme), only men have a problem with it, which I imagine is a massive disappointment to the straight man
      The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

      But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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        Originally posted by Xenophon View Post


        'tis a classic line.

        I will admit that I have the odd copper-coloured hair in my beard if I let it grow.

        Well Xeno old chum, as the line goes... "Sex with women is ok.... But you can't beat the real thing..."

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          Originally posted by Churchill View Post
          All together chaps...

          "Oh..... Beeker's so ugly he can't pull a bloke!"
          It's not my fault Xeno is a redist!!

          :P

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            Originally posted by Churchill View Post
            Well Xeno old chum, as the line goes... "Sex with women is ok.... But you can't beat the real thing..."
            Church! I'm trying to put an end to this thread!

            Everyone - just leave it!

            Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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              Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
              Pack it in now, beeker. I've had enough.

              You are ginger.

              I am not gay.

              Sorry miss. promise to behave.

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                Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
                Church! I'm trying to put an end to this thread!

                Everyone - just leave it!

                or what... you going to 'come at us with your eyeliner'

                *scream*

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                  Originally posted by beeker View Post
                  Sorry miss. promise to behave.


                  ...and I let the fact that you install software as well slide...
                  Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                    Originally posted by beeker View Post
                    or what... you going to 'come at us with your eyeliner'

                    *scream*
                    warpaint - Shirley

                    Oi Xeno, take a pill man!

                    Alright, that's definitely enough.

                    Xeno, I'm sorry.

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                      Originally posted by beeker View Post
                      or what... you going to 'come at us with your eyeliner'

                      *scream*
                      You really are a orange-coloured twat, aren't you? Why do you persist when I have posted several times saying enough is enough.

                      The funny thing is I am the straight, successful, good-looking one, with charisma, confidence and stats with the girls that I am proud of.

                      And you are the ginger one.

                      I would have thought you would have been more keen to stop this nonsense. It seems not.
                      Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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