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    Originally posted by EqualOpportunities View Post
    How do you wrap a Labrador?
    Ask these guys:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/7304452.stm
    Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

    Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

    That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

    Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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      Originally posted by snaw View Post
      Now they are a couple of specialists.
      The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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        Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
        Is SAS Guru Churchill's "minime" ?
        Steady on old boy!

        I like women.

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          Originally posted by Churchill View Post
          Steady on old boy!

          I like women.
          Wasn't it established that you were gay? or something? Or was that Xeno?
          All very tedious ...
          Hard Brexit now!
          #prayfornodeal

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            Originally posted by sasguru View Post
            Wasn't it established that you were gay? or something? Or was that Xeno?
            All very tedious ...
            He's not gay. But the guy he's shagging is a raving ...

            I'll get me coat.
            Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

            Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

            That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

            Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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              Originally posted by sasguru View Post
              Wasn't it established that you were gay? or something? Or was that Xeno?
              All very tedious ...
              Erm, I think that was someone else.

              I'm in touch with my feminine side but not quite in the "Bend me over and call me Pauline" stakes.

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                Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
                Would that be a 'ginger beer', in Cockney?
                It took me ages to realise that they meant carrot-tops. I thought they meant the rhyming slang.
                My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                  Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                  I'm in touch with my feminine side
                  I ike to pretend I have one - the gf seems to like it...

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