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    A happy news story

    In case you are sad 'cos it's Monday morning, here's a happy pet story to cheer you up.

    I was sat here all miserable and bored until I read the above and now I'm all happy and ready to face anything the day can throw at me.
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

    #2
    Why is that a happy news story?
    "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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      #3
      Originally posted by daviejones View Post
      Why is that a happy news story?
      It cracked me up. I'm still sniggering over it.

      Admittedly, not quite as funny as CM's squirrel story, but CM told that story really well.
      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        #4
        One less dog in the world. Progress.
        Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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          #5
          Its a new policy to prevent them peeing on fire hydrants





          (\__/)
          (>'.'<)
          ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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            #6
            Originally posted by VectraMan View Post
            One less dog in the world. Progress.
            Steady on...

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              #7
              Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
              It cracked me up. I'm still sniggering over it.

              Admittedly, not quite as funny as CM's squirrel story, but CM told that story really well.
              I'm guessing that you don't get out much...probably a good thing!
              "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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                #8
                I saw this on sky news interactive last night. I didn't actually laugh out loud until I read the bit about the owner being left with just the lead in their hand...

                Older and ...well, just older!!

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