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"Skynet 5 is about two-and-a-half-times more capable than the previous system, and it also gives us the ability to use not just voice communication but also data communication," explains Patrick Wood from spacecraft manufacturer EADS Astrium.
"So, computers can talk directly to computers, as well giving us pictures and real-time video images."
My God! That's just crazy talk. Next they'll be telling us they can send electronic letters.Bored. -
LOL how on earth would you stick a stamp on to that??Originally posted by ace00 View PostNext they'll be telling us they can send electronic letters.
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Have a look on the top of Horseguards the next time you're in the area.
There's a pair of big **** off steerable helical antennae!Comment
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How does it fit down the wires? I've spent may an hour wiping tippex off a civil servants VDU.Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostLOL how on earth would you stick a stamp on to that??
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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