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Originally posted by Churchill View PostIf there's a knock on your door tonight, don't answer...McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."Comment
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Originally posted by Moose423956 View PostWhoever is responsible should be locked up in the tower for a lot longer than 42 days.
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Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View PostI hate that AVON lady. She leaves those pamplets everytime - I've told her we don't want any.Comment
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostHave you ever thought of joining MI6 or MI5? You'd should fit right in, they're a bunch of fuqtards too!Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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Originally posted by TonyEnglish View PostMFI might be pushing things!Older and ...well, just older!!Comment
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Originally posted by ratewhore View PostI wouldn't listen to what the dog says - he still lags on trees ffs!!Comment
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Originally posted by Churchill View Post"Canada, USA, Britain and Australian Eyes only"
There you go. If you need a translation into "Moron" see Bagpuss!
And far be it from me to point out inconsistencies, but the document was actually classified 'Secret', not 'Top Secret' again a little irregularity, but who are we to care.
And it was a JIC (Joint Intelligence Committee) produced report, not NSA. There won't have been a single scrap of anything interesting in it because GCHQ and the agencies don't like telling the JIC anything. It goes through far too many hands for it to be considered a secure environment, as the good civil servant at the cabinet office demonstrated.
I can’t wait for someone at the BBC to be prosecuted. The OSA is quite strict in that it also covers journalists or any member of the public who obtains protected information which has been disclosed without authority. Even if the information reaches the person indirectly (after passing through the hands of several people, or by being read in the newspapers) it could still be an offence to pass it on. The BBC knew full well what they’d received. I wonder how many of those grubby little commies got their kicks out of cackling over that report.
Oh and welcome me to the forum."I hope Celtic realise that, if their team is good enough, they will win. If they're not good enough, they'll not win - and they can't look at anybody else, whether it is referees or any other influence." - Walter Smith
On them! On them! They fail!Comment
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