f*** me its been tough

[beeker]

Don't wink!!
My wife actually has one of these planned when i land my next role... PLANNED!!! With the dreaded words ... unlimited... whatever I want ... yadda yadda....

I don't mind splashing out when I land a good gig, but having the Squaw dictate that she 'plans' to have a shopping trip is bang wrong.

5 across the eyes for that...

[themistry]

I don't mind splashing out when I land a good gig, but having the Squaw dictate that she 'plans' to have a shopping trip is bang wrong.

5 across the eyes for that...

haha, maybe she does deserve something, but we'll see about unlimited..

lol

[EternalOptimist]

You HAVE to put money towards an ISA? Is this a new law?

Now hang on and let me explain.

The missus is taking early retirement next year. The missus gets a lump sum. The missus gets a course from the employer, on how to handle retirement. The course is run by parasites who see a great fleecing opportunity, so the course is free.

The missus comes back with some BIG ideas. EO says 'fck that' pass me the calculator.

EO proves that sticking the money in a cash ISA over x years is a much better prospect

EO has ten pints of ale

EO goes further ' you can front load the ISA by borrowing this year then paying back when you get the lump sum'

missus says 'oh yeah like, and like, who is gonna lend me like, 3k interest free like'

EO has another three pints of ale.

the obvious deal is done.


EO posts misery on CUK

Scouring pad head heaps misery on EO.


B@stardo


Thats the way I see it.


p.s.

EO has to pull the bedsheets out of the crack of his @rse for being such a sound fellow

[oracleslave]

EO has to pull the bedsheets out of the crack of his @rse for being such a sound fellow

[BrilloPad]

If his wife says so, yes, it's the law

I think you mean wife or partner. Or maybe both...

[sunnysan]

More bad news for EO

You can put £3600 in an ISA now, so youhave to give your missus more money.

[BrilloPad]

Scouring pad head heaps misery on EO.

eh? you call that heaping misery?

[Platypus]

Accountant tell me corp tax bill is 3k more than I had allowed for

Been making record profits then?

Missus need 3k to put towards her ISA

ISA? I wish.

Had to put 5.5k towards a new car as I was about to go on a long journey and didnt trust old vehicle.

My heart's bleeding now.

[EternalOptimist]

eh? you call that heaping misery?

I'm a delicate flower

[BrilloPad]

I'm a delicate flower

poor EO

I shall only say nice things from here on in...