Sand

[DodgyAgent]

Or grab the nearest contractor and give his head a good shake

[Moscow Mule]

I'm sorry, I appear to be in a parallel universe.

All of the contractors on this thread have turned into "do as you likies".

[BrilloPad]

Before I start using precious petrol, do garden centres do sandpit sand?

You bought a sandpit but no sand?

[BrilloPad]

Or grab the nearest contractor and give his head a good shake

agent

[wobbegong]

Environmental hooligan.

Yeah, but every time I flush the toilet, I'm giving a little something back.

[DaveB]

Yeah, but every time I flush the toilet, I'm giving a little something back.

Don't forget your receipt!

The fabulously beautful planet Bethselamin is now so worried about the cumulative erosion by ten billion visiting tourists a year that any net imbalance between the amount you eat and the amount you excrete whilst on the planet is surgically removed from your bodyweight when you leave: so every time you go to the lavatory there it is vitally important to get a receipt.

[moorfield]

Or failing that a children's play park, or a sports long jump pit.

Watch out for the white dog poos.

[gingerjedi]

Environmental hooligan.

Where do you think the garden centres get it from? …you might as well cut out the middle man.

[DS23]

Where do you think the garden centres get it from? …

from the sandman?

[Badger]

You bought a sandpit but no sand?

Nope, old sandpit needing new sand.

Wyevale garden centre, £3.99/bag buy 3 get one free. Sorted.