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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.” -
Bild recommends avoiding the best-known destinations for British holidaymakers and lists the top six 'black spots' as the Bay of Palma in Majorca, San Antonio in Ibiza, Playa de las Americas in Tenerife, Ayia Napa in Cyprus, Faliraki on the Greek island of Rhodes and Malia in Crete.
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It's always a good idea to book outside of the British + German school holidays, not just because it's usually cheaper.
Can't stand cockney, brummie, mancie, scousie, whateverie accents on holiday.
It's a funny thing, you know that there are Italian, French, etc. chavs, but when you don't have to listen to what they're saying, it's more bearable.Comment
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I'm always pleased when there are Germans staying in the same place, they don't tend to put up with second rate hotels and resorts, it’s a sort of guarantee of quality.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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I have to agree - anywhere the Germans go is good value & also their totty is far superior to our home grown stuff (as long as armpits are shaven)Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostHow fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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anywhere over ran by brits is generally full of crap food, tacky bars and drunk prolesOriginally posted by gingerjedi View Post
I went on my last main stream package holiday a few years ago, never ever will i do that again. Would have been better off staying at home and watching TV for a week.Coffee's for closersComment
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