Plan B, tanker driver

[ace00]

You'd have to grow an enormous beer gut, eat nothing but burgers, molest young prostitutes in lay-bys, side-swide people in the fast lane on the M6, piss in people's gardens because your'e too stupid to park in a lorry park, and generally hold up the country's economy because you think pressing a gas pedal and turning a steering wheel makes you some sort of fliping VIP who deserves special tax laws.

Can you do all that?

Well that's the weekends covered, but what do you need to do when you turn up for work?

[BrilloPad]

I have a C+E licence so technically am a trucker. Its my plan B for when I have no contract.

I also have an ADR licence (HAZMAT) but jobs at refinerys are like rocking horse tulip.

Why are jobs at refinerys so bad?

[Sockpuppet]

Why are jobs at refinerys so bad?

Becuase they are the only section of truckers that ever bothered to use a union. Also its a man to boy type place. Hard to get into but in the past wages of £50k+ are not uncommon.

Come down a lot now for new recruits but still after a while you get some dosh.