English men repressed homosexuals, drunkards or woman haters

[expat]

She said she never got as far as the bedroom with any of them, but suspected that if she had, they would have turned into sexual deviants incapable of proper intimacy.

Er, her sexual experience there is zero, but she talks in public like she knows all about what she would have found if she had.....

All lumberjack shirt and no chainsaw.

[HairyArsedBloke]

sexual deviants incapable of proper intimacy.

Guilty, m'lord.

[Churchill]

Er, her sexual experience there is zero, but she talks in public like she knows all about what she would have found if she had.....

All lumberjack shirt and no chainsaw.

I chop down trees, I skip and jump and go to the lavatory!

[TimberWolf]

I chop down trees, I skip and jump and go to the lavatory!

He chops down trees, skips and jumps and goes to the lavatory!

[Churchill]

He chops down trees, skips and jumps and goes to the lavatory!

One for HAB and Lucy...

I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars.

[BrilloPad]

I chop down trees, I skip and jump and go to the lavatory!

I have managed to teach the twins to sing that. I usually start them off in the changing cubicles at swimming. Must annoy the hell out of everyone!

[TimberWolf]

I have managed to teach the twins to sing that. I usually start them off in the changing cubicles at swimming. Must annoy the hell out of everyone!

I'd like (you) to teach the twins to sing
In perfect harmony
And hear them echo through the walls
That's the song that I'd like to hear
For peace throughout the pool
A song of men who dress in womens clothing, just like my dear papa!

[monkeyboy]

I'd like (you) to teach the twins to sing
In perfect harmony
And hear them echo through the walls
That's the song that I'd like to hear
For peace throughout the pool
A song of men who dress in womens clothing, just like my dear papa!

[DodgyAgent]

I'd like (you) to teach the twins to sing
In perfect harmony
And hear them echo through the walls
That's the song that I'd like to hear
For peace throughout the pool
A song of men who dress in womens clothing, just like my dear papa!

My god there are some old people on here

[BrilloPad]

My god there are some old people on here

How old are you DA?