Mortgage question

[Ardesco]

Hi,
"Setup your limited company with 2 directors. You as one and your wife or mother as the other. Then resign after a short period with reasons of stress.

I love this bit

Some kid still living at home who thinks he has found a way to buy a house without having to work....

Just get the slapper next door pregnant, our wonderful government will ensure that she gets a house for herself and the kid and you can nip round whenever you like while claiming your own benefits for sitting at home and doing feck all.....

[bellymonster]

I love this bit

Some kid still living at home who thinks he has found a way to buy a house without having to work....

Just get the slapper next door pregnant, our wonderful government will ensure that she gets a house for herself and the kid and you can nip round whenever you like while claiming your own benefits for sitting at home and doing flip all.....

He will have to wait for puberty to kick in first....

[Cooperinliverp00l]

Good luck send me a visiting order and i may come and visit you in jail.

I have never taken out unemployment protection cause there is a loophole that states it is invalid if you are self employed or have been for so many months e.t.c.

If you become a contractor you will be able to afford your mortgage anyway so whats the problem stop being as tight as a duck's rear