Headline on BBC Sport. Anyone care to guess what it's about?
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Onions will not be rushed - Cook
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It is about cricket - but it's about Durham's coach, Geoff Cook.Originally posted by Moose423956 View PostBoth correct, but not funny.
Before every match, he insists on making a lovely gravy to go with the teams teas.
He insists on making it from a saucepan full of onions that must be slowly simmered - hence the story.
I know, it's a bit weird but he is from Yorkshire - and Northern Boys LOVE gravy."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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ahhh god darn it, i got excited thinking it was a chef question..
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Does he like Mustard on his Onions?Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostIt is about cricket - but it's about Durham's coach, Geoff Cook.
Before every match, he insists on making a lovely gravy to go with the teams teas.
He insists on making it from a saucepan full of onions that must be slowly simmered - hence the story.
I know, it's a bit weird but he is from Yorkshire - and Northern Boys LOVE gravy.Comment
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