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    #21
    Love it
    Originally posted by realityhack View Post


    say it died heroically on an expedition.

    Just a thought, HTH.

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      #22
      Originally posted by realityhack View Post


      Don't let your wife see you do that.

      For entertainment, you could dip it in water, blow dry it so the fur is still a little damp but spiky, and place it in the freezer. Fashion a tiny pair of 'polar explorer' goggles for effect, and say it died heroically on an expedition.

      Just a thought, HTH.
      I'm pretty sure that's the only time I've ever LOL'ed at a post on this forum.

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        #23
        Originally posted by snaw View Post
        What would that consist of then ...

        Prologue

        After many years studying in Siberia's foremost university, undergoing strenuous and all encompassing education, inc economic module I now know everything and shall forwith relocate to a bedsit in Birmingham.

        Chapter 1

        Today for lunch I had ...
        Tonight I will have some nuts in hand and go see my furry friends ...
        Tomorrow SKA will make me a millionaire.

        Chapter 2

        Today for lunch I had ...
        Tonight I will have some nuts in hand and go see my furry friends ...
        Tomorrow SKA will make me a millionaire.

        Chapter 3

        ...
        Pretty close i'd guess. Although he did promise to reveal his true opinions of those on this board as well.

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          #24
          Why not cover it in sh1t and claim you had a visit from the pet shop boys.
          Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

          I preferred version 1!

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            #25
            Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
            Shouldn't laugh but

            Sorry moose, things can only get better
            "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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              #26
              Shouldn't laugh but

              Sorry moose, things can only get better


              But not for the hamster though
              Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

              I preferred version 1!

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                #27
                Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
                But not for the hamster though
                Age shall not weary it, nor the years condemn.

                It shall not grow old as those that are left grow old.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                  Age shall not weary it, nor the years condemn.

                  It shall not grow old as those that are left grow old.
                  But it's still handy for a party trick or two - why not involve the kids and make it a family activity dressing the frozen wee spiky beast as different characters? Try 'snow queen of Narnia' with an origami crown for starters. Take some pictures, make a website...

                  Plan B anyone?

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
                    Am staying at the wife's place this week looking after the pets, and sod's law, one of the little critters has gone and pegged it. My youngest daughter's hamster, called Midnight.

                    Found it on the bottom of its cage this morning, barely breathing. Took it to the vet, where they said the only thing they could do would be to put it down. Which they did. And it cost me £20.

                    All in all, not a good start to the day. And it's getting worse...
                    I am very sorry to hear that. The kids Hamster (lovely tinky) died a few months ago. They took it very well. Thankfully none of them have asked why it had a relatively short life (only 10 months old)

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                      #30
                      To this day I still laugh when I think about my old man confessing to killing my hamster. Apparently he was in the lounge watching telly when what he thought was a mouse sneaked past in his peripheral vision. Apparently he took to it with his shoe creating an unholy mess, i.e. an open casket would not have been an option. When my old lady realised and informed him he had killed my hamster he was distraught. I think I'd forgotten about it a week after he told me it died of old age.

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