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    #11
    Originally posted by Platypus View Post
    There's nothing pleasant about being a smoker and sitting outside next to someone moaning about the fag in your hand.

    smoker. [the rest of the sentence was redundant]

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      #12
      Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
      smoker. [the rest of the sentence was redundant]
      Even as a smoker, I'm not going to argue against that! Disgusting habit.

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        #13
        Originally posted by Platypus View Post
        Even as a smoker, I'm not going to argue against that! Disgusting habit.
        Smoking's cool! It get's you laid!

        Churchill - In "BA Tobacco" mode!

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          #14
          Here's a helpful way of thinking when quitting smoking.

          You're not giving up smoking, you're reducing New Liebour's tax thievery by over £1K a year (assuming 20 a day).
          ǝןqqıʍ

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            #15
            Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
            substitute 'with a fag in their hand'

            smelling of wee
            drinking cans of stella
            talking to themselves
            fiddling with their kn0b
            picking their nose
            etc


            lets ban em all eh ?

            those NuLabour clowns want to ban everything don't they? only the other day i was harmlessly stuffing dog mess through my Kurdish neighbour's letter box, and now apparently i'm the criminal? really, you just couldn't make it up! IT'S POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD! WAKE UP PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!
            Originally posted by BolshieBastard
            You're fulfilling a business role not partaking in a rock and roll concert.

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              #16
              Originally posted by lambrini_socialist View Post
              those NuLabour clowns want to ban everything don't they? only the other day i was harmlessly stuffing dog mess through my Kurdish neighbour's letter box, and now apparently i'm the criminal? really, you just couldn't make it up! IT'S POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD! WAKE UP PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!
              now you are being silly.
              Everyone knows its camels turds for the Kurds






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              (>'.'<)
              ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                #17
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                now you are being silly.
                Everyone knows its camels turds for the Kurds

                camel turds, that's right, apparently British dog turds aren't deemed "culturally sensitive" by the PC brigade and their friends in the jewish-run leftie media. IT'S ALL TRUE!!! THEM MUSLIMS BANNED MY KIDDIES CHRISTMAS AS WELL!!!!!
                Originally posted by BolshieBastard
                You're fulfilling a business role not partaking in a rock and roll concert.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by lambrini_socialist View Post
                  camel turds, that's right, apparently British dog turds aren't deemed "culturally sensitive" by the PC brigade and their friends in the jewish-run leftie media. IT'S ALL TRUE!!! THEM MUSLIMS BANNED MY KIDDIES CHRISTMAS AS WELL!!!!!
                  Also, you probably can't make a fire and build a hut out of dog truds.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
                    Also, you probably can't make a fire and build a hut out of dog turds.
                    And there isn't a brand of cigarette called "Dog".

                    Did you see what I did there? Took it full circle back to cigarettes. Oh how satisfying is that!

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
                      Also, you probably can't make a fire and build a hut out of dog truds.
                      are you telling me that its possible to build a HUT out of camel turds

                      Kurdish engineers have just gone up several notches in my esteem






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