Contractor T-shirts

[Bagpuss]

One for the cuk girlies

Front: Do you like my tits?

Back: I used to be called Brian

[fonejacker]

Front: I am Spartacus!!
Back: and you are the slave

Front: Choose Life
Back: Choose Contracting

Front: I'm not fat
Back: its wads of leftover cash

Front: I got out of bed for this
Back: but it was worth it

[Dow Jones]

T-shirts

Why would you need to advertise what your rate is and what type of car you drive? OK as a joke, but making people jealous can also backfire on you. I worked with a young PM several years ago (sounded like DP) who kept bragging about his rate and his car only to be told after 3 months that he was too expensive and ClientCo found a cheaper replacement.
On his last day, when he went to his beloved car, he found it was scratched and had all 4 tyres slashed.
Jealousy is a powerful tool!
Seriously though, we came up with the T-shirts idea at our place during a rollout and ended up with something like:
'I am an expert in ...... (app) - front and 'Ask me anything' - back, the 'floorwalker' guys were very popular with the female users.

[TimberWolf]

Why would you need to advertise what your rate is and what type of car you drive? OK as a joke, but making people jealous can also backfire on you. I worked with a young PM several years ago (sounded like DP) who kept bragging about his rate and his car only to be told after 3 months that he was too expensive and ClientCo found a cheaper replacement.
On his last day, when he went to his beloved car, he found it was scratched and had all 4 tyres slashed.
Jealousy is a powerful tool!
Seriously though, we came up with the T-shirts idea at our place during a rollout and ended up with something like:
'I am an expert in ...... (app) - front and 'Ask me anything' - back, the 'floorwalker' guys were very popular with the female users.

Very wise words. A bit too long for a T-shirt slogan though.

[TimberWolf]

On the front : test, please delete
On the back : jdjdsjd

--sasguru

[EternalOptimist]

Front - 'Contractors do it by the hour'


Back - '370H55V 0773H'

[Pondlife]

Contractors do it.....

When they can't think of a Plan B

[DimPrawn]

Why would you need to advertise what your rate is and what type of car you drive? OK as a joke, but making people jealous can also backfire on you. I worked with a young PM several years ago (sounded like DP) who kept bragging about his rate and his car only to be told after 3 months that he was too expensive and ClientCo found a cheaper replacement.
On his last day, when he went to his beloved car, he found it was scratched and had all 4 tyres slashed.
Jealousy is a powerful tool!
Seriously though, we came up with the T-shirts idea at our place during a rollout and ended up with something like:
'I am an expert in ...... (app) - front and 'Ask me anything' - back, the 'floorwalker' guys were very popular with the female users.

It was just a joke to wind up the permie viewers here.

[alreadypacked]

One for the cuk girlies

Front: Do you like my tits?

Back: I used to be called Brian

Which CUK girlies were you thinking about

[Lucy]

Which CUK girlies were you thinking about

The ones who have turned him down