Darn the wine

[OwlHoot]

But Muslims aren't supposed to drink alcohol. Remember?

If a muslim girl swigs alcohol, it's a fair bet they're up for a bit of the other as well - in for a penny, in for a pound and all that. And wearing a veil too, I wonder where those long black dresses unzip.

All of a sudden I feel a bit peckish. A pot noodle would be just the thing - a bombay bad boy, with a tin of smoked oysters mixed in.