My people love me! WTF

[alreadypacked]

Part of today's status report.

"It is really great to have you leading our way. I have noted down all the suggestions, we will be incorporating it from today itself.
I will also make sure the same is part of our Framework document, but with your experience we have done a lot in very little time. Keep your words of experience pouring in where ever you feel we can improve and learn."

I need a shower

[gadgetman]

Is this the normal standard of English used in documentation at your gig?

[DiscoStu]

Is this the normal standard of English used in documentation at your gig?

They're only doing the needful

[sasguru]

Is this the normal standard of English used in documentation at your gig?

Clearly AP works for Bob Shawadiwadi. Plenty cheapness, much quickness.

[oracleslave]

Clearly AP works for Bob Shawadiwadi. Plenty cheapness, much quickness.

posted that as well but too slow. Obviously need more much quickness!

[alreadypacked]

Clearly AP works for Bob Shawadiwadi. Plenty cheapness, much quickness.

How did you guess

[Pinto]

Be careful because if they're quick to give your complements, they maybe equally fast when they feel the need to criticize. If you make a mistake, you may get something like this:

Boy, do we regret choosing you to 'lead' our way. I have scrapped all your suggestions on the basis that, in light of your schoolgirl error, they all now stink.I will also make sure that I'll sue your arse, as you've done a lot of rubbish in very little time. Whenever you feel we can improve and learn, just resist the temptation and keep your words of 'experience' to yourself.

You've been warned

** only joking **

[alreadypacked]

Be careful because if they're quick to give your complements, they maybe equally fast when they feel the need to criticize. If you make a mistake, you may get something like this:

Boy, do we regret choosing you to 'lead' our way. I have scrapped all your suggestions on the basis that, in light of your schoolgirl error, they all now stink.I will also make sure that I'll sue your arse, as you've done a lot of rubbish in very little time. Whenever you feel we can improve and learn, just resist the temptation and keep your words of 'experience' to yourself.

You've been warned