Manchester

[BoredBloke]

so I beat a hasty

Is that what you call it? Did you have a pot Noodle also?

[cailin maith]

Well I was in Manchester last night with my Italian holdall on a cam/frotting expedition. Bumped into this bird dressed as a nun, and I thought 'I know her from somewhere'. So I got my soss out and waved it at her and she says 'are you a scottish fan ?'
'Hoots och aye. get yer gums round me plums like. er Hen'

she says 'your being a bit Optimistic'
I thought 'Nooo I'm busted'
so I beat a hasty

I knew I recognised that hairdo

[original PM]

i work in Manchester - and it is true there seemed to be NO fit birds in Rangers tops
they were all big fat n white,

skinny spotty n white

or would have been ok but were pregnant and had their swollen white bellies out.

shocking!

[EternalOptimist]

I knew I recognised that hairdo

dont tell anyone about, you know
after all, size doesnt matter , does it

[Bagpuss]

i work in Manchester - and it is true there seemed to be NO fit birds in Rangers tops
they were all big fat n white,

skinny spotty n white

or would have been ok but were pregnant and had their swollen white bellies out.

shocking!

Welcome to the UK where we are predominantly white.

[The Lone Gunman]

Yes, I did notice that - ladies in the white tight tops?

Yep, I noticed too.............. mmmmmmmmmm...... bouncy. Well tasty (except the dark haired one who was just alright).

[The Lone Gunman]

If you don't want them to gather in the city centre, close all roads leading to it for the day and direct them elsewhere.

Just how would you achieve this? Particularly without inconveniencing the thousands who live and work in Manchester?

Trying to pen them like animals can only cause more trouble which the council 'muppets' (clearly a northern expression) failed to consider.

Nobody tried to "pen them in" they were offered the same facilities as other sports fans have been given.

How you can blame Manchester for this is beyond me (unless you are scouse or one of those scots who never ever accept that their own have done wrong).
How would Manchester know how many were going to turn up without tickets?
How would you recognise a Rangers fan if they were not showing colours (which they are smart enough to do should they need to)?

The fans who turned up without tickets are to blame here. They were not invited, though they were made welcome. They were not promised big screens or any other facilities so what they were offered was far more than they could have expected.

It is time all footie fans accepted that travelling without tickets is ridiculous.

What is even worse, Manure fans will not now get the big screen in the city centre to watch their own team paly away in Moscow.

[original PM]

Welcome to the UK where we are predominantly white.

when i say white I mean that kind of pasty scottish white/blue colour

[snaw]

It is time all footie fans accepted that travelling without tickets is ridiculous.

Yes, right you are LG. How silly of football fans to turn up for the biggest final of their club in 30+ years with no tickets.

Ridiculous.

[shoes]

I have a friend who works in the centre, he was on a fag break when some Rangers fan approached and started bumping into him over and over, so he eventually had to floor this bloke. Other colleagues had to get security escorts to their cars. According to him hoardes of fans were p1ssed up at 9:00 in the morning p1ssing in the street and being aggresive, what kind of fans are these?

These are northerners dear boy, and worse still they are the working class variety. I am of the opinion that we have far too many of these, what with the closing of the mines and the advent of machinery reducing the need for manual labour.

I say we let these dreadful commoners kill one another after antagonising them in the way you might tease a child, for they too are simple and underdeveloped, and do it in the northern cities so nothing of any value can be harmed.

Oh, I see someone is already onto this. Good show. Pip pip!