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    #11
    Which one takes it up the wrong 'un?
    The vegetarian option.

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      #12
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      Maybe the one in the suit has bigger shirt potatoes? Nothing stated in the question.
      True, was making an assumption. I may use the term "shirt potatoes" at some point during the day in the office here though...
      "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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        #13
        GO with the option of the one with the large breasts. Choosing her option increases the chance she will have to work with you on this in the future and you can look more at those large breasts.
        "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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          #14
          Depends if the one with large breasts only has them because they are attached to a large body. I'm all for big norks, but if they are attached to something which resembles a badly maintained space hopper then I'm not interested.
          Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

          I preferred version 1!

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            #15
            Come on Threaded, answer if you please...

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              #16
              Threaded: I am having difficulty picturing this situation. Do you have photos of these ladies?
              I am not qualified to give the above advice!

              The original point and click interface by
              Smith and Wesson.

              Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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                #17
                I suspect that threaded is the one with the large breasts and is looking for a bit of man on man.
                Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

                I preferred version 1!

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                  #18
                  You know the old saying "Breast is best" I go for option puppies
                  Some people are like slinkys, totally pointless but the thought of pushing them down a flight of stairs never fails to put a smile on your face.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
                    Which one takes it up the wrong 'un?
                    I must be getting old, a couple of years ago that would have been my first question as well
                    Some people are like slinkys, totally pointless but the thought of pushing them down a flight of stairs never fails to put a smile on your face.

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                      #20
                      Suited woman.... she's Defo got great underware under that suit Am Tellin YE!!!

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