Which one takes it up the wrong 'un?
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostMaybe the one in the suit has bigger shirt potatoes? Nothing stated in the question."If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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GO with the option of the one with the large breasts. Choosing her option increases the chance she will have to work with you on this in the future and you can look more at those large breasts.
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Depends if the one with large breasts only has them because they are attached to a large body. I'm all for big norks, but if they are attached to something which resembles a badly maintained space hopper then I'm not interested.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Threaded: I am having difficulty picturing this situation. Do you have photos of these ladies?I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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I suspect that threaded is the one with the large breasts and is looking for a bit of man on man.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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You know the old saying "Breast is best" I go for option puppiesSome people are like slinkys, totally pointless but the thought of pushing them down a flight of stairs never fails to put a smile on your face.Comment
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Originally posted by wobbegong View PostWhich one takes it up the wrong 'un?Some people are like slinkys, totally pointless but the thought of pushing them down a flight of stairs never fails to put a smile on your face.Comment
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