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Advocate replied

14 May 2008, 10:22
Originally posted by roadster198 View Post

Suited woman.... she's Defo got great underware under that suit Am Tellin YE!!!

does that come before or after middleware?
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roadster198 replied

14 May 2008, 10:19
Suited woman.... she's Defo got great underware under that suit Am Tellin YE!!!
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shelby68 replied

14 May 2008, 09:06
Originally posted by wobbegong View Post

Which one takes it up the wrong 'un?

I must be getting old, a couple of years ago that would have been my first question as well
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shelby68 replied

14 May 2008, 09:04
You know the old saying "Breast is best" I go for option puppies
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BoredBloke replied

14 May 2008, 09:00
I suspect that threaded is the one with the large breasts and is looking for a bit of man on man.
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The Lone Gunman replied

14 May 2008, 08:54
Threaded: I am having difficulty picturing this situation. Do you have photos of these ladies?
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Churchill replied

14 May 2008, 08:40
Come on Threaded, answer if you please...
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BoredBloke replied

14 May 2008, 08:33
Depends if the one with large breasts only has them because they are attached to a large body. I'm all for big norks, but if they are attached to something which resembles a badly maintained space hopper then I'm not interested.
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ThomasSoerensen replied

14 May 2008, 07:35
GO with the option of the one with the large breasts. Choosing her option increases the chance she will have to work with you on this in the future and you can look more at those large breasts.
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daviejones replied

14 May 2008, 07:20
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Maybe the one in the suit has bigger shirt potatoes? Nothing stated in the question.

True, was making an assumption. I may use the term "shirt potatoes" at some point during the day in the office here though...
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wobbegong replied

14 May 2008, 07:19
Which one takes it up the wrong 'un?
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BrilloPad replied

14 May 2008, 07:11
Originally posted by daviejones View Post

I am a sucker for a woman with large fun bags...so I choose her!!

Maybe the one in the suit has bigger shirt potatoes? Nothing stated in the question.
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daviejones replied

14 May 2008, 07:07
I am a sucker for a woman with large fun bags...so I choose her!!
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BrilloPad replied

14 May 2008, 06:17
Originally posted by threaded View Post

Thousands of lives depend on your choice.

There are two options. There are two lovely young ladies giving you these options.

One is wearing a charcoal grey business suit.

The other has large breasts.

Which do you chose.

Can I phone a friend please?

okay - I give up - what is the right answer?
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Churchill replied

14 May 2008, 06:09
Originally posted by threaded View Post

Thousands of lives depend on your choice.

There are two options. There are two lovely young ladies giving you these options.

One is wearing a charcoal grey business suit.

The other has large breasts.

Which do you chose.

What are the options?
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