AtW's problem solved at last...

[Pinto]

and a type of bean

and a new zealand squash like drink.

[Pinto]

Oi Pinto, do you drive a ford by any chance?

Ahhh, I see!

[Lucifer Box]

Well u see, Spoddy, my bird won't let me....
Mind u I'm assuming Sandy is a Genuine bird too and not Lucifer's or WS alter ego.

Not me, squire. I'll just stick to being evil incarnate.