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Good old Normo Tebs, he'd have this country's layabouts and scroungers whipped into shape.Originally posted by sunnysan View Post -
No you look Bulgarian.Originally posted by zeitghostDo I look Polish to you?
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That's Sir Elton John out of the equation then...Tightening of immigration laws means farmers face losing 50,000 tonnes of fruitIf you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Tightening of immigration laws means farmers face losing 50,000 tonnes of fruit
Piss poor wages.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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I predict that in 3 years time fruit pickers will get paid more than J2EE architects.There are no evil thoughts except one: the refusal to thinkComment
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Originally posted by sunnysan View PostI predict that in 3 years time fruit pickers will get paid more than J2EE architects.
Fairness at last
Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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I think it's more likely that there will be some cutbacks and slip ups in the Immigration and Nationality Agency (or whatever it's called this week) and - hey presto! problem solved. No government could afford the political consequences of suggesting that farmers and supermarkets might be forced to pay decent wages.Originally posted by sunnysan View PostI predict that in 3 years time fruit pickers will get paid more than J2EE architects.Comment
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FruitPickers
Interesting assignments with this perk laden opportunity to work fro one of the countries biggest fruitgrowers.
Your work will be used by all the biggest supermarkets in Britain.
Flexible hours, training given as well as perks like a 15 minute tea break and Mars Bars in the canteen.
First come first serve but dont wait. Agency work at minimum wage does not hang around for long.
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