Originally posted by Chico
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Is Chico real?
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"Congratulations, Chico. Your 'Q is a huge success. Hey, a toast to the host who can boast the most roast!"Okilly-dokilly neighbour! -
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You'll never guess what happened to me. I'm a Berghaus 60 litre rucksack and the other day this smelly bastard load me full of goey stuff and took me on the tube. Then he did something and there was a small bang and the goey stuff just seemed to go "phut". He looked scared and ran away, dumping me on the floor. Now I'm in Vauxhall, surrounded by guys in white suits who are poking and prodding me. Most disturbing! And I thought I'd get to see the world!
Hard Brexit now!
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This may sound just a teensy bit insane in the ol' membrane Sandy...but it sounds you're strainin' to do some explainin'."Originally posted by SandyDownAlf was sure that Chico == Dodgy !!Okilly-dokilly neighbour!Comment
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Sasguru, are you describing an encounter with WageSlave in your local public conveniences?Originally posted by sasguruthe other day this smelly bastard load me full of goey stuff and took me on the tube. Then he did something and there was a small bang and the goey stuff just seemed to go "phut". He looked scared and ran away, dumping me on the floor.
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