HRH caught on tape....

**Xenophon** · 2 May 2008, 14:43

Any hole's a goal.

IGMC

**Sockpuppet** · 2 May 2008, 14:46

But the scientists who photographed the event speculate that it was the behaviour of a frustrated, sexually inexperienced young male seal

The seal may have been frustrated in its attempts to find a partner

**Churchill** · 2 May 2008, 14:47

After 45 minutes the seal gave up, swam into the water and then completely ignored the bird it had just assaulted, the scientists report.

Sounds like a Friday night out in Oldham...

**Xenophon** · 2 May 2008, 14:47

We've all been there. Haven't we lads?

**oracleslave** · 2 May 2008, 14:49

Originally posted by Xenophon View Post

We've all been there. Haven't we lads?

Nope. I draw the line at cats. A penguin is just one step too far

**Churchill** · 2 May 2008, 14:51

The penguin did not appear to have been injured by the seal, the scientists report that it tasted like chicken

Who was that fowl f*cker anyway?

(Yes I know that penguins aren't fowl.)

**Jog On** · 2 May 2008, 15:19

Originally posted by Xenophon View Post

We've all been there. Haven't we lads?

Yes but some of us roll differently from others

**Xenophon** · 2 May 2008, 15:20

Originally posted by Jog On View Post

Yes but some of us roll differently from others

Variety is the spice of life.

**Jog On** · 2 May 2008, 15:24

Originally posted by Xenophon View Post

Variety is the spice of life.

Maybe it's time for me to reroll

HRH caught on tape....