I'm wavering...

[Lucy]

Does this one work?

[Shirley]

It is classic Cliff.

Barry needs a big schnoz, Shirley?

Why do people keep shouting my name?

[Xenophon]

How come you're not getting your leg over like? You loosing your charms?

Q1 2008 - CBA attitude to the fairer sex due to prolonged break-up
April - 1

[Xenophon]

I think you need a rest.

I need a lot of things, but that is certainly one. Cheers Zip.

[Zippy]

I need a lot of things, but that is certainly one. Cheers Zip.

Awww come on - two weeks off, a pot noodle or two, a bit of slobbing around in your undies and you'll be right as rain.

[Xenophon]

Does this one work?

Yes that one works.

It is like looking in the mirror.

Not.



I have more of a tan, darker complexion, dark eyes, a proper shaved head and no bum chin.

Not a bad effort.

[Xenophon]

Awww come on - two weeks off, a pot noodle or two, a bit of slobbing around in your undies and you'll be right as rain.

+ massages
+ cocktails
+ go go dancers

P.S. I slob nude. Like AP used to.

[Lucy]

+ massages
+ cocktails
+ go go dancers

P.S. I slob nude. Like AP used to.

You need to get away xen, it makes all the difference.

Kayak have fares to Koh Samui for £900!

[SallyAnne]

Kayak have fares to Koh Samui for £900!

My brother lives there!

[thunderlizard]

Today, two other managers here have approached me and one has offered me a permanent role and the other has offered me a 3-month contract.

A proper contractor would take them both.


Apologies for bringing this thread back on topic.