I'm wavering...

[Xenophon]

I think I need to get laid. PM me with offers.

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[Xenophon]

Except it would be a bottle of Verve instead of a pint surely?

Aye lass, it would indeed, there is always time for a spot of the fizzy stuff... and stop calling me Shirley.

[SallyAnne]

Does anyone else find that grin smilie annoying? I want to slap the arrogant little sh*t every time I see it!!

[Lucy]

Does anyone else find that grin smilie annoying? I want to slap the arrogant little sh*t every time I see it!!

I always think it is someone kind of screwing their face up in the style of Dave Allen when he was sewing his lips together.
























God I am old.

[Xenophon]

Does anyone else find that grin smilie annoying? I want to slap the arrogant little sh*t every time I see it!!

I love it. It is hugely under-used. Like my body.

FaQ calls it the 'Cliff Richard' smilie.

[oracleslave]

I love it. It is hugely under-used. Like my body.

FaQ calls it the 'Cliff Richard' smilie.

Barry Manilow surely?

[Xenophon]

Barry Manilow surely?

It is classic Cliff.

Barry needs a big schnoz, Shirley?

[SallyAnne]

I love it. It is hugely under-used. Like my body.

FaQ calls it the 'Cliff Richard' smilie.

Oh yeah - it IS like Cliff Richard. That's probably also why I want to slap it then!

How come you're not getting your leg over like? You loosing your charms? (you should have settled down when you had the chance you see!! Course, you dont shag when you're married either like..)

[SallyAnne]

God I am old.

Yes, yes you are

[Zippy]

I think you need a rest. Take the two weeks hol, then the three monther.

When I got up this morning I didn't know what to do with myself but now realise I'm tired after a year long contract with little break.